this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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