im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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