Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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