i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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