i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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