writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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