I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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