I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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