i think my mom watched the whole time
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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