What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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