she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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