normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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