I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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