We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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