He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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