I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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