Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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