He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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