hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So. Much. Porn.
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