Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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