i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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