It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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