i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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