clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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