bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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