I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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