Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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