make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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