Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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