Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just invented taco cereal.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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