she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Terrible idea I love it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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