Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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