Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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