genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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