Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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