Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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