Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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