fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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