i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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