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But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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