I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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