Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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