3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I deserve this hangover.
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