So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize