I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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