i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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