I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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