so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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