i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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