i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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